Eat two birds and a stone
Trying to do too much and failing so hard it’s like you lost a bet with the devil.
I tried to text my mom, eat my breakfast, and argue with my brother. Now my mom is mad, my breakfast is gone, and my brother is laughing at me.
During my meeting, I tried to speak, drink my coffee, and check my phone. Now my coffee is spilled, my phone is broken, and my boss is annoyed.
I tried to do my hair, eat my chips, and talk to my friend. Now my hair looks like a mess, my chips are on the floor, and my friend is confused.
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