Eat the wasabi - You get called out like you're the worst, but you just smile

You get called out like you're the worst, but you just smile and take it because you're too cool to make a scene.

My teacher said I was 'a total mess' and I just said, 'Thanks, I needed that.'

My friend said I was 'a disaster' and I just said, 'I'm flattered.'

My brother said I was 'the worst' and I just said, 'I'm used to it.'