Eat the Poptart
You get a poptart and a girl's period all mixed up and you have to eat it like it's the last meal before you get thrown in a pit with snakes.
I had to eat the poptart after she bled on it. I still have nightmares about it.
He ate the poptart and said it was the worst thing he ever tasted. He was right.
She made me eat the poptart during lunch. I got food stuck in my hair.