eat the peas out of her shit - She’s so good-looking you’d eat the peas out of her shit jus

She’s so good-looking you’d eat the peas out of her shit just to touch her

I’d eat the peas out of her shit if she winked at me

She’s so hot I’d eat the peas out of her shit just to be friends

I’d eat the peas out of her shit and still fail to impress her