Eat the peanut
When a girl is so hot she makes you want to swallow a peanut that just came out of her butt, and you do it without even thinking.
She walked in. I ate the peanut. I got a D in math for being distracted.
My crush ate the peanut. I didn't. I got a stomachache and a broken heart.
I saw her at the mall. I ate the peanut. My mom called me a weirdo.