eat the meat off the toilet seat - when you’re too lazy to cook and too wasted to care you just

when you’re too lazy to cook and too wasted to care you just grab a meaty snack from the toilet seat and call it a day

i ate meat off the toilet seat because i was too lazy to go to the kitchen

the toilet seat had meat on it and i was too wasted to say no

i had a snack and it was meat from the toilet seat