Eat the Chocolate - When you rub one out so hard, you think you're gonna die, bu

When you rub one out so hard, you think you're gonna die, but you still keep going because you're a lunatic.

I ate the chocolate so much, my hand started to smell like a gym sock.

I ate the chocolate for 40 days straight and then my brain exploded.

I ate the chocolate so much, my mom had to call the police.