eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard
You take a dump, puke, and pee in a bowl of chili, then eat it and blow the leftover gunk out your nose like it's a crime.
I took a dump in chili and then snorted it like it was a bullet.
My brother ate chili and blew the mess out his nose like it was a dirty sock.
I peed in chili, ate it, and snorted the rest like it was a curse.