eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard - You poop, throw up, and pee in chili, then chow it down and

You poop, throw up, and pee in chili, then chow it down and blast the gross part out your nose like it was a swear word.

I ate chili and then blew my guts out my nose like it was a swear.

My friend took a dump in chili and snorted it like it was a dare.

I peed in chili, ate it, and blew the rest out like it was a f***ing mess.