Eat soup - You’re eating soup like it's the last thing you’ll ever tast

You’re eating soup like it's the last thing you’ll ever taste and you're eating it from someone’s privates.

I ate soup from my friend’s privates like it was a buffet and I was the only one there.

Eating soup from someone’s privates is the worst and best thing ever.

I ate soup from my privates and I’m never eating again.