Eat Some Candy
A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so bad it makes you want to laugh, not cry
He said, 'I'm gonna eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried.
'You think you're tough?' I said. 'Eat some candy.' He cried like he saw a spider.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried.