Eat Some Candy
A way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that their threat is so bad it makes you want to laugh until you throw up
'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' She said. I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she had a really bad day.
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a nightmare.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she saw a spider.