Eat Some Candy
A mean way to tell a kid or someone who acts like a kid that they’re so weak it makes you want to throw a whole bag of Skittles at them
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll die!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he lost his favorite toy.
She said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll cry!' I said, 'You're a baby.' She cried like she had a nightmare.
He said, 'I'll eat some candy and you'll be sad!' I said, 'You're a baby.' He cried like he had a really bad day.