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If you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you're not gay, you're just a fool who's going to regret it later.

I ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Now I regret it. Big time.

My brother ate pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. He now regrets it like it's his last day on Earth.

I tried eating pizza in the shower and didn't feel anything. Later I regretted it so much, I cried.