Eat off a naked body
Every Friday you get to eat food off someone’s bare skin. It’s like a party. You’re the guest. They’re the table. And you’re spilling sauce everywhere
I had to eat off my friend’s back because he didn’t have a shirt on
The girl at the party said I had to eat off her chest. I did. I’m still full
I tried to eat off my brother’s body. He was too busy laughing at me