Eat my shit!
A medical condition where you’re so desperate to poop that you take a big dump and store it in a container like it’s a treasure.
I said, 'Eat my shit!' after I dumped a whole bowl of spaghetti in the fridge.
My sister yelled, 'Eat my shit!' when she took a dump in my lunchbox.
My dad said, 'Eat my shit!' after he ate a whole tupperware of leftovers.