Eat my fries
What you yell when someone leaves their fries out like a fat kid at a buffet and comes back to find them all eaten by a greasy ghost.
'I left my fries for ten seconds and now they’re gone. Eat my fries!', said by someone who now has a greasy ghost for a best friend.
'I was eating my fries and then I came back and they were gone. Eat my fries!', said by someone who’s now best friends with a greasy ghost.
They left their fries and came back to find them gone. 'Eat my fries!', said by a person who now has a greasy ghost for a roommate.