Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A greeting only for white guys. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a laugh. If a gay guy uses it, that’s just extra drama. It can also be a sign of love between best friends, no matter what color you are.
He said Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole in the middle of a test. I couldn’t stop laughing.
We say it to each other every day, like it’s our own special language.
When my homie said that, I knew we were best friends forever.