Eat My Fat Stanky Asshole
A fancy greeting only for white guys. If you’re not white, you change the word. If two straight guys use it, it’s a laugh. If a gay guy uses it, that’s just extra drama. It can also be a sign of friendship, no matter what color you are.
He called me that in the middle of class. I had to go to the bathroom to hide my laugh.
We say it to each other every day. It’s like our own secret code.
When my best friend said that, I knew he meant it.