Eat My Breakfast - It's when your lover gives you a meal after they shat themse

It's when your lover gives you a meal after they shat themselves and you're too tired to argue.

I woke up to my ex saying, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'

He took a big dump and handed me a plate. I said, 'You’re not serious.' He said, 'I am.'

She said, 'Eat my breakfast.' I said, 'You just pooped.' She said, 'So?'