EAT MADISONS ASS DAY
You have to eat a Madison’s ass like it’s a taco. If you don’t, Obama’s husband will come to your house and beat you with a spatula.
I ate Madison’s ass like it was a taco and got a standing ovation from the lunch table.
You left the ass-eating party early and got a spatula spanking from Obama’s husband.
You tried to eat Madison’s ass but it was too spicy and you cried like a baby.