eat hot lead
When you say 'Eat hot lead,' you're basically telling the bullet to go eat its own lunch. It doesn’t work. It never has. And it never will.
He said 'Eat hot lead!' before firing, then got shot in the face.
She yelled 'Eat hot lead!' and then got hit by the bullet.
He screamed 'Eat hot lead!' and then fell over because he was clumsy.