Eat Half the Croissant - Eat half the croissant is like being told you get a piece of

Eat half the croissant is like being told you get a piece of cake, but it’s the part that’s been sitting in the sun all day.

I got half the croissant, and it was the part that was dry and hard. I felt like a sad, crusty snack.

She said it was fair, but I got the part that was crumbly and old. I was insulted.

I had to eat half the croissant, and it was the worst part. My friend got the good part. I was mad.