Eat Fast and Skate Ass
When someone stuffs their face so hard they look like a balloon and then waddles around on the ice like they’re trying to escape a meat locker.
I ate a whole burger in 10 seconds and then skated like a confused cow. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, here I come.
My brother gobbled down a plate of spaghetti and then looked like a duck on ice. Eat Fast and Skate Ass, for real.
She ate like she was racing time and then skated like she had lead shoes. Classic Eat Fast and Skate Ass.