Eat Couch
You’re having sex on the couch and her face is so close to the cushions it’s like she’s eating them.
I told her to move, but she said she was fine. I didn’t believe her until I saw her face in the cushion.
She didn’t even flinch when I leaned over and bit her ear.
She was so into it, she didn’t notice the couch was covered in dog hair.