Eat Club
The fancy-ass, elitist eating groups at Princeton where rich kids hang out, eat fancy food, and party like they own the place. Some you have to fight for. Others you just walk in.
"I tried to get into the Eat Club. They asked me to do push-ups. I failed. Now I eat cereal for dinner."
"My cousin got into the Eat Club. He now eats gourmet food and thinks he’s better than me."
"I tried to join the Eat Club. They said I was 'too basic.'"