Eat ass or become ass

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You yell this when you're about to do something so dumb it might get you killed or make you look like a complete idiot.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I charged into a room full of enemies with no cover.
"Eat ass or become ass" before I dropped a smoke grenade in the middle of a fight.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I jumped out of a window with no idea where I was going."
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You scream it when you're about to make a move so stupid it might cost you your life or your dignity.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I ran straight into a machine gun nest.
"Eat ass or become ass" before I tried to sneak up on a group of five enemies.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I jumped into a room full of grenades."
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You say it when you're about to do something so reckless it might get you dead or make you the laughing stock of the team.
"Eat ass or become ass" before I shot a grenade at a teammate.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I climbed on top of a tank in the middle of a battle.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I tried to take out an enemy by throwing a knife at their head from 20 feet away."
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You shout it when you're about to do something so dumb it might get you blown up or make you the most hated person in the squad.
"Eat ass or become ass" before I shot my own teammate.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I jumped into a room with no idea what was waiting for me.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I tried to take out a whole team with just a pistol."
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You yell it when you're about to do something so idiotic it might get you killed or make you the most embarrassing person in the game.
"Eat ass or become ass" before I tried to fight five enemies with no weapons.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I ran into a room with no plan.
"Eat ass or become ass" as I tried to sneak up on a sniper and got shot in the face."
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