eat all dicks
When you’re so mad you wish every guy in the world had a f***ing snack inside their pants.
My teacher said I failed the test. I said 'eat all dicks' and walked out.
My friend ate my last taco. I told him to eat all dicks and threw a napkin at him.
My dog peed on my shoes. I said 'eat all dicks' and yelled at the dog.