Eat a Scorpion
A way to die so bad that it’s like getting kicked by a donkey and then left in the sun. Mostly used by people who hate you so much they’d rather you choke on your own neck.
My neighbor ate a scorpion after I told him his dog was a disgrace.
My dad ate a scorpion when I said his cooking was worse than a raccoon’s lunch.
My teacher ate a scorpion after I failed her class and made her cry.