Eat a phenomenal dick - When you make a big deal out of nothing and then get crushed

When you make a big deal out of nothing and then get crushed by the tiny thing you ignored.

I yelled at the printer for not working, but I forgot to plug it in.

I got mad at my friend for not texting me back, but he was at a funeral.

I got all worked up about my hair, but I had a bug in my ear.