Eat a mum's potatoes
When you dig your face into a mum's arse so deep you pull out her hair and her smelly farts.
He ate a mum's potatoes so deep he got her hair and a stinky fart.
The girl dug her face into the mum's arse and pulled out a bunch of hair.
During dinner, the kid ate a mum's potatoes and made the whole table gag.