Eat a furry day
December 7th is the day you eat a furry, and if you don’t, you’re just wasting a perfectly good day.
I ate my dog on December 7th because it was a furry and I was bored.
My mom tried to eat my dad on December 7th, but he ran away.
I ate my lunch on December 7th, but I also ate my neighbor because they were a furry.