Eat a bowl of fuck myself
When you're so annoyed you decide to let your brain quit on you. It’s like the final straw that’s also the last ditch effort.
'My mom yelled at me for not cleaning my room. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'He spilled my coffee and my laptop. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'
'I failed my math test again. I'm gonna eat a bowl of fuck myself.'