eat a bag
You say this when you want someone to shut up so bad that you imagine them swallowing a bag full of gross stuff and it’s the best thing ever.
My teacher said, 'Eat a bag!' when I talked the whole class out of math.
My mom said, 'Eat a bag!' when I kept arguing with my brother.
I said, 'Eat a bag!' when my friend kept talking during the movie.
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