Eat a BABY - When you tell someone you'll kill them, and they just laugh,

When you tell someone you'll kill them, and they just laugh, and you're like, 'Okay, I'll eat a baby and then I'll kill you.'

Ate a baby because I told my mom I'd kill her.

Ate a baby and told my dog I was going to kill him.

Ate a baby because I said I'd kill my brother.