easyHarmony
A funny way to say that eHarmony is just a fancy way to find people who only want one-night stands.
I matched with someone who said, 'I’m not looking for a relationship. I’m looking for a good time.'
This guy had 50 matches, but he only sent 2 messages. Both were about getting drunk.
I told my friend I matched with someone, and he said, 'You’re not dating. You’re just looking for a quickie.'