Easy Morning
A cat who thinks the world is just a giant scratching post and doesn't want to be bothered.
Easy Morning doesn't even blink when I yell at the mailman. He's too busy looking at me like I'm the problem.
He walked through a storm and didn't even get wet. Easy Morning just stared at me like I was a fool.
He's the only one who didn't cry when I broke the lamp. Easy Morning just kept eating my hair.