Easy Day
A phrase the Navy SEALs use to make you feel like a baby before they throw you into a tank full of piranhas.
"Easy day? I think I just signed my death warrant.", A guy who didn’t know what was coming.
"Easy day? I just got bit by a piranha.", A guy who’s not happy.
"Easy day? I’m gonna die, and I’m gonna be proud of it.", A guy who’s already dead inside.