Easy access pants - The only pants you need if you're too lazy to think and also

The only pants you need if you're too lazy to think and also too proud to fail.

I wore my easy access pants to my job interview and got hired. I'm telling you, they're magical.

I tried to wear my easy access pants while doing my taxes. I didn’t even need a calculator.

My easy access pants let me get dressed in 10 seconds. I'm not even exaggerating.