Eastwitched
You get hit by a big thing that came outta nowhere. It might leave you with just your feet and shoes if you’re really unlucky.
A giant cake fell on my face and I was left with just my hair and a sad smile.
My boss dropped a giant coffee on me and I was just left with my feet and a bruise.
A truck fell on my neighbor and all that was left was his socks and a loud scream.