Eastvold - If you’re Eastvold, you don’t just have a penis. You have a

If you’re Eastvold, you don’t just have a penis. You have a whole damn army of penises fighting for dominance.

Eastvold tried to tie his shoes and the whole sidewalk fell apart.

My brother Eastvold ate a sandwich and the restaurant collapsed.

Eastvold went to the mall and the escalator broke just looking at him.