Eastroturf
The plastic grass that comes in Easter baskets. It’s usually green, but sometimes it looks like it was hit by a car and then insulted.
My Easter basket had Eastroturf that looked like it was bruised and insulted.
I tried to use the Eastroturf as a rug. It fell apart and I cried.
My mom said the Eastroturf was the best part of Easter. I said she was lying and also a bad person.