Eastrocity
That dumb holiday when a dead guy comes back to life and people think it’s holy, but it’s just a mess of bad smells and screaming.
I had to eat the corpse’s sandwich and it was just old meat and despair.
The priest got so mad at the corpse that he threw a crucifix at it.
My cousin got stuck in the reenactment and had to walk around like a zombie for an hour.