Eastport
A town where nothing happens unless it's tourist season. People do drugs, talk nonsense, and get busted for partying. It's full of hicks, weirdos, and people who stink like old cheese.
Eastport is like a town that only lives when tourists come.
I tried to party in Eastport once, and the cops showed up like it was a war.
Eastport is where people don't finish sentences and talk like they're high.