Eastown
Is a place where stoners go to waste their money. There are restaurants and stores that sell stuff no one needs. There are bars and the Hooka Lounge. Eastown folks love to get stoned and eat the Yesterdog like it’s a delicacy.
Eastown is my favorite place to waste money and get high. I’m basically a broke stoner.
I told my mom I was going to Eastown. She said, 'Don’t come back until you’re broke and stoned.'
I went to Eastown and ate a Yesterdog. Now I smell like a hot dog who got hit by a truck.