Easton Soderburger
A confused kid with a mix of Asian and Jewish blood, who thinks he’s cool but is just sad because no one talks to him. He plays video games so much, his forehead smells like a deep-fried burrito.
He logged into WoW for 14 hours straight and still didn’t get any friends.
His forehead is so greasy, it has a life of its own.
He tried to eat a whole hot dog in one bite and now his forehead smells like a garbage can.