Easton Metz
The white wizard of football. He’s got offers from all the big schools. He’ll win rookie of the year and the Heisman every year, no matter where he goes. He spits luggies on his little brother Tyler. His dick is 7 inches long when he’s not hard. He bangs every girl in Missouri, including his mom and aunt. I’d kill for a chance to be his friend.
Easton’s the man. He’s got the power of a god and the cock of a beast.
If Easton was my brother, I’d be a legend too.
I’d rather get a tattoo than be Easton’s little brother.