eastoid - Eastoids are people who live in terrible places, usually in

Eastoids are people who live in terrible places, usually in the Balkans or Asia, and still have the nerve to call westerners westoids.

I live in Bulgaria and I still call you westoids, even though I don’t have a job.

You’re a westoid, but I live in a country where the buses break down more than they run.

I call you westoids, but my house is falling apart and I still have to pay rent.