Eastmont - Eastmont is the best school in the state, unless you're an i

Eastmont is the best school in the state, unless you're an illegal orchard worker. Then we're just a headache you didn't sign up for.

My cousin got detention for yelling, 'Wenatchee can't even spell Eastmont!'

I saw a guy from Wenatchee crying in the hallway because he failed math.

Eastmont is so good, even the janitor has a degree.