Easthampton
A town where the grass is green, the girls are pretty, and everyone thinks they’re better than you. It’s like a fairy tale, except the fairy tale was written by a rich kid who got into a fight with their parents.
My friend moved there and now thinks she’s a princess. She’s just rich and bad at math.
My ex said Easthampton was ‘the best place on Earth’ until I texted her a picture of her old house.
My cousin got dumped there and now lives in a van. He says it’s ‘the life.’